The Daily Hint
I was informed by a friend (also an almost-VP I know he got a lower bonus last year) that a particular co-worker of large bosoms and bonuses is acting with refreshingly emotionally independent behavior.
She pretends not to recognize him after spending every last night in his NoHo apartment applying Nutella (he mentioned an Italian product which is effectively Nutella) in the unpredictable body parts.
And he, evidently considers this neglect as a charmingly sexy act of professional caution.
When I told him she is as detached from him as he is to her, he shouted "fast trades!" which is the trader equivalent of a girl rolling her eyes.
She is the ideal date, and the fool does not know it. He is beginning to fall in love with her because he has believed what I said.
- posted by Male Whore @ 4:35 AM